This guy rode the Brisbane to the Gold Coast Cycle Challenge 100 km on his fixie, in thongs. Apparently he has several bikes in the shed, including a carbon fibre Specialized road bike. What you can’t see, is the back of his shirt was custom printed with something along the lines of, “Gears are for queers”. Apparently he got lots of comments as he rode past geared road bikes!
If this is you, send me some more details about your bike and I will post them here.